Is this even a wallet? What do you call this? It has slots for cards inside of it and that is my definition of a wallet so we're just going to go with that.
I bought a new handbag today (it has come to my attention that they are no longer called purses) and was thinking of upgrading my wallet while I was at it. I was admiring some very conservative grown-up wallets when I pulled this one from the back of the pile. I looked at it, thought about it, and immediately put it back on the shelf because it was ridiculous. Then I kept looking at the adult wallets. Then I realized that there was pretty much no way I could walk out of that store without purchasing this ridiculous thing.
RIDICULOUS I SAY. I'm not sure if I'll feel gleeful or embarrassed the first time I have to get this out in public.