So I'm sure that you my loyal readers have learned much about me in the past four weeks or so. For instance, I bet most of you didn't know that my squirrel obsession actually ran so deep, or that I was such a big Trekkie. Well another thing you should know about me is that I love things that are the wrong size.
What do I mean by wrong size? I mean pencils that are the size of my arm. And waffles that are the size of a quarter. I am especially a fan of things that are smaller than they are supposed to be. So you can imagine how excited I was when B went grocery shopping and brought home a new cereal. A cereal that is the wrong size.
That's right. I love my Frosted Mini-Wheats, and even though they were already miniature, those crazy folks at Kellogg's have gone and made them even smaller and turned them into Little Bites!
I know, who comes up with this shit?!?! They must be hiring straight out of MIT at Kellogg's, let me tell you.
The funniest part is that they are advertised as being half the size of the mini-wheats we all know and love, and they continue that theme in a little "half size" quiz on the back where they ask you what is half the size of California and half the size of a redwood tree and so on. It's pretty clever.
And how does it taste? GREAT. Once you get over the fact that you're eating baby mini-wheats (may they rest in peace in my stomach), and that you can fit like ten in your mouth at the same time, it's very exciting and tasty. And Kellogg's is not paying me to say that, although if they wanted to reward me for this great review with a couple more boxes of mini-wheats... I sure wouldn't mind.